MEHSTG has been featuring humorous features and articles over the years since the fanzine first hit the streets … so here are some of them …

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Football Shorts Clippings, strange facts and jokes to put a smile on your face at 4.52 on any Saturday afternoon (or ten minutes after the scheduled end of a televised match).
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Jokes You’re having a laugh !
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The MEHSTG Back Pages All the picture fun from the rear covers from the fanzine.
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MEHSTG’s campaign to stop the rising Arsenal menace.
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Top Half of the Table The MEHSTG Top Tens of … many things !
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Talk of The Spurs An archive of things that were going on at Tottenham and in the wider football world.
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Don’t Believe The Hype Newspaper stories and headlines that shield the truth.
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Arse’n’al Stuff See lots of “lets have a laugh at Arsenal” material.
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SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES Films with a football bent !  

A FOOTBALL LEG-END Boots are made for …  

FAMOUS FOR 15 MINUTES Half-time fun  

MEHSTG’s 10-POINT PLAN FOR BETTER FOOTBALL Bright ideas for the future  

PAID UP FRONT Sponsor scrutiny  

PLAYING SAFE New rules OK ?  

ROBINSON HEATH’S TECHNOSOCCER CLINIC An analysis of all things football  

THE WALTER PILKINGTON COLUMN He rants, he raves, he has a laugh  

THICK AS FIFA How to get a final result  

TH TV Spoof TV listings  

IN THE CITY Takeover fever hits the Premiership  

TREADING THE BOARDS Sir Al takes over the Hackney Empire  

MICKIE BOWEN’S SOCCER SKILLS Training tips from a top player  

FA DISREPUTE CHARGE Spurs face FA rap after FA Cup semi-final  

DOME ROAMIN’ Spurs snap up a new signing  

SPURS THEME TEAMS Submit your own themed Tottenham XI  

LEAGUE LEADERS The Premier League’s search for a sponsor  

A BUCKETFUL OF SACCHARINE An entrepreneur answers your footballing business questions  

OI !!  QUATRE YEUX !! Wenger sees an optician (or hopes to see one)  

WHY WE HATE … MARTIN KEOWN MEHSTG’s rant about an Arsenal centre-half  

WHY WE HATE … MARK BOSNICH MEHSTG’s rant about the former Chelsea keeper  

WHY WE HATE … DAVID BECKHAM MEHSTG’s rant about the ex-Man U and England midfielder  

DRIVE-BY SHOOTING A Spurs midfielder in shooting incident  

DIS-REPUTE A Gooner pokes fun at our FA Cup exit  

THE INTERNET – CIRCULATION MATERIAL We have put some of the best stuff on the web together for you to peruse  

HOW FOND WE ARE OF OUR NEIGHBOURING RIVALS ? Check out some of your tributes to them  

WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER WOULD SPURS BE ? Lemony Shylock wonders about the characteristics of the team  

THE HOLY BOOK OF SPURS Read the history in a special edition 01.05.2005

THE ARSENAL CONTRACT See what is required of new Gooners 29.06.2005

WHY WE HATE … SAM ALLARDYCE MEHSTG’s rant about the big old Bolton boss 29.06.2005

THE BALLAD OF WILLIE K A paean to our Dutch winger 29.06.2005

THE MEHSTG 2007-2008 SWEEPSTAKE Have minutes of fun by taking part in the comfort of your own home with your mates 08.07.2005

THE POST-MATCH INTERVIEW How does Harry do it ?  Well, here’s the answer 31.01.2007

CARLING CUP FINAL 2009 Simon McDonald selects his team for the Wembley showdown- 01.02.2009

ROBBIE’S NO VIRGIN Keane’s return immortalised in an advertisement 07.02.2009

WEST HAM UNITED PULL STUNT IN OLYMPIC STADIUM BID The Irons try to curry favour in their bid to occupy the 2012 Olympic stadium at Stratford. 14.08.2010

MEHSTG’s 2010-2011 SEASON DIARY How we see the season going. 15.08.2010
MEHSTG’s TITTER PAGE Where all the football egos exchange views. 28.04.2011
THE ALTERNATIVE ARSENAL 2012 DESK CALENDAR Where to do when you get a gift you don’t really want. 12.05.2012
RARRY RECOLLECTS Rarry Hedknapp recalls his time at Tottenham. 01.07.2012
THE SEASON AHEAD 2014-2015 The Funky Phantom’s view of the headlines we might (not) see this season. 02.09.2014
SHERWOOD SAYS How Tim sells his-story. 20.03.2015
FIFA FARCE A money-making organisation hits trouble in Central America. 06.06.2015
PREVIEW OF THE REST OF THE 2017-2018 SEASON MEHSTG’s look forward into this season’s Premier League future. 03.11.2017
TART-SPOTTING How to spot those ‘special’ players. 04.11.2017
ROMAN’S COLLAPSING EMPIRE
THFC#7 looks at footballing sanctions for a club based on ill-gotten gains 17.03.2022
HOW MEHSTG SEES THE 2022-2023 SEASON PLAYING OUT. Our vision of how the new campaign might go. 08.08.2023

THE MEHSTG GUIDE TO THE TRANSFER WINDOW   We look at how to survive the transfer window speculation.  Jan 2024